58%, 59%, 62%, 72%

Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone  - J.K. Rowling

58%

"So - after that obvious and disgusting bit of cheating -"

 

"Jordan!" growled Professor McGonagall.

 

"I mean, after that open and revolting foul -"

 

"Jordan, I'm warning you -"

 

"All right, all right. Flint nearly kills the Gryffindor Seeker, which could happen to anyone, I'm sure, so a penalty to Gryffindor, taken by Spinnet, who puts it away, no trouble, and we continue play, Gryffindor still in possession."

 

LOOL! The announcing in the game cracks me up. 

 

59%

...the Weasley twins were punished for bewitching several snowballs so that they followed Quirrell around, bouncing off the back of his turban.

 

This is ridiculously funny!

 

62%

"You haven't got a letter on yours," George observed. "I suppose she thinks you don't forget your name. But we're not stupid - we know we're called Gred and Forge."

 

72%

Norbert! I love dragons.