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Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire  - J.K. Rowling

3%

"Is that right?" said Frank roughly. "Lord, is it? Well, I don't think much of your manners, my Lord. Turn round and face me like a man, why don't you?"

 

LOVE Frank here!

 

4%

He held up the envelope in which Mrs. Weasley's letter had come, and Harry had to fight down a laugh. Every bit of it was covered in stamps except for a square inch on the front into which Mrs. Weasley had squeezed the Dursleys' address in minute writing.

 

"She did put enough stamps on, then..."

 

LOOOL!!

 

5%

Harry stared at the word 'Pig', then looked up at the tiny owl now zooming around the lampshade on the ceiling. He had never seen anything that looked less like a pig.