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Magic Burns  - Ilona Andrews

Derek favored his left side. His horse refused to bear him. I couldn't blame the horse. I wouldn't want his demonic, undead-blood-smeared, wolf-smelling ass riding me, either. 

 

Bwahaha hahahaha hahahaha!!!

 

I laughed over this for a good 5 minutes when I listened to it on the way home.