"I feel responsible for you."
"Why? Because you called me up and was all like 'Oh, hello there, little girl, do you like scary movies?'" I imitated his growly voice and talked into my hand. "I was hoping we could make a scary movie together; maybe then I could make some money off of ya. Hope you like to read history books at gunpoint.'"
"That's a terrible impersonation," he commented.
*snorts* This makes me grin.